It was cold the morning of October 24th, and the sun had yet to burn off a dense fog. Plump dewdrops weighed down blades of grass. Work was about to begin. The task at hand was to finish the deepest…
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Freshman Graduates With Dog Blanket
On Friday, September 14th, as U-32’s students sat in the auditorium for the homecoming pep rally, a quiet ceremony was taking place under the shade of an apple tree behind the school. With only her parents and TA Glenn Houston…
Self-Proclaimed “DJ” in Vents Playing Music
The music between classes we’ve all been missing has finally returned, thanks to DJ Duct. DJ Duct hails from the mean streets of Montpelier, where he grew up in an upper middle class family with both his mother and father…
Final Security Still Has Been Released
The Woolly Mammoth’s source has given us their final security still leak. As our source pointed out, you can plainly see multiple sightings of Tupac within our school’s atrium. Now, some readers have given us comments saying that these stills…