Woolly Mammoth

Bomb Threat Foiled by Scooby Doo and Crew

As some of you may have seen, this Halloween our school played host to the famed Mystery Machine and it’s crime-busting crew. Shaggy, Scooby, and the rest of ...

Skylights or Hyper-Realistic Posters?

“I was pretty surprised to be honest. I just thought they were skylights this whole time.” commented a surprised Kathy Topping. I think it’s safe to say w...

Summer Logging: Government Cover-Up?

  Following a tipoff by the Washington County SETI branch, journalists from the Chronicle have located an anonymous government agent who wishes to come ...

Forensics Add Twist to Keebler Case

After three weeks of stalled investigation, the Vermont Bureau of Retail Crimes announced a major breakthrough today in their investigation of the high-profile ...

Keebler Heist Remains Unsolved

The mystery surrounding the abandoned Keebler trailer at the Middlesex Weigh Station only thickened after yesterday’s press conference at the State Police Bar...

Local Senior’s Secret Comes Out

Ethan McCollister, a senior at U-32, has big plans for when he leaves high school. A few months ago he was accepted into Harvard’s class of 2020, but there wa...

Bernie Sanders to Ban Snow

This winter has been very scarce when it comes to the amount of snowfall in the state of Vermont. Many people believe it’s just another El Niño that change...

Pole Slogans: Gifts from Afar

After just one semester,  the results are conclusive: the slogans painted on metal poles around the school have had their intended effects.  Class cuts, act...