This fall, many of you may have seen Ridley Scott’s hit movie, “The Martian.” Well, the lead actor, Matt Damon, has recently started a campaign to send a ...
The trained gray squirrel that escaped Zach Gonzalez’ U.S. History class during a reenactment of the battle of Gettysburg last week remains at large somewhere...
A resident of Zachary Gonzalez’s classroom, local fly Adam Sandler, 34 days, passed away on Monday, September 21, 2015. The family does not wish to release th...
It won’t be until semester two, but the long-rumored “red days” are indeed being added to U-32’s weekly schedule. Currently there are four versions of ...
Ever tried being popular in middle school? It’s hard. Are you in high school and you want to fit in with the middle schoolers? It’s just as hard. These nine...
The music between classes we’ve all been missing has finally returned, thanks to DJ Duct.
DJ Duct hails from the mean streets of Montpelier, where he grew...
Senior Kylie Daniels has recently gone up to the administration to bring up an important problem: the price of tampons in the bathroom.
Over the years, tamp...
1. Everything you own is covered in maple syrup. Whether it be your books, your computer mouse, or your grandmother, it’s all covered.
2. All you see i...
A new trend has been rising in the state of Vermont and the seniors here at U-32 have decided to participate. The new trend is known as “Turt-Figging.”
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The Woolly Mammoth’s source has given us their final security still leak. As our source pointed out, you can plainly see multiple sightings of Tupac within ou...
