Woolly Mammoth

Obituaries: Adam Sandler Dies

A resident of Zachary Gonzalez’s classroom, local fly Adam Sandler, 34 days, passed away on Monday, September 21, 2015. The family does not wish to release th...

Seven Signs You’re a True Vermonter

1. Everything you own is covered in maple syrup. Whether it be your books, your computer mouse, or your grandmother, it’s all covered. 2. All you see i...

Final Security Still Has Been Released

The Woolly Mammoth’s source has given us their final security still leak. As our source pointed out, you can plainly see multiple sightings of Tupac within ou...