Woolly Mammoth

Spirit Week Posters- Internet Download?

Random spirit week posters plastered the school this week without warning, and students continued to pay little attention. Was spirit week downloaded from the i...

This Woolly Life Episode 667

Welcome to This Woolly Life, the Woolly Mammoth’s podcast. In this episode, we will delve deep into the real story behind the #freeJed and #freeHans movement....

Freshman Graduates With Dog Blanket

On Friday, September 14th, as U-32’s students sat in the auditorium for the homecoming pep rally, a quiet ceremony was taking place under the shade of an appl...

Autotune on the Intercom?

A familiar voice fills the halls of U-32 every day, reminding students of bussing changes and sports rescheduling. This voice may be a constant around U-32, but...

Behind the Listerine Waffle Recall

As most of you are probably aware, Principle Steven issued an advisory email to the students and staff recently about the potential contamination of waffles in ...

Student Takes Turn in PBS Spotlight

Viewers of last Monday’s installment of the PBS series “Fanatical Ancestors” were treated to a dose of U-32 family history, courtesy of Junior Cooper Lamb...

Drake Invited to Perform at Prom

Surrounded by her friends in the stall, she waited anxiously. She didn’t expect anything but “no”. “I found the number on google and called on my cel...

Zoo Facts!

Zoo Facts is an independent branch of the Woolly Mammoth dedicated to teaching U-32 students more about their school, its people, and its history. Ten new facts...

Your December Horoscope

AP Astrology is new to U-32, but there are none who doubt the class's usefulness. From reading a person's future based on stars, to reading a different pers...

New Appointees Spark Controversy

  Principal Dellinger-Pate has made yet another divisive addition to his burgeoning administration, appointing a fellow Texan, twenty-six year old Kelse...

Student Lost on Plant Balcony

Late last month, U-32 horticulture student Dakota Dunham was working on a project on the plant balcony when he became separated from his expedition. He discover...