Day: December 6, 2015

Last spring an official at the state track meet made an unsettling discovery: in the corner of the pressbox overlooking U-32’s athletic fields, under some dusty equipment, there were eight rusty shell casings. The official took the casings to local…

Last week, the seventh graders’ walking tour with local historian Wayne Farnsworth veered into the macabre. According to J.B. Hilferty, the students “weren’t paying much attention” and “were doing a lot of texting” during the first part of the tour,…

This week the Chronicle received a thoughtful letter from one of our readers, Otto Daniels, who raised important questions about the spoofs and satires published by the staff of the “Woolly Mammoth”. The Chronicle’s editors asked Daniels if he would…

Have you noticed the new fonts and interactive calendars greeting us as we walk into the atrium each morning? Working behind the scenes of these innovations is U-32’s new kiosk facilitator: Jerry Boxer. Because he works out of sight in…

On a trip up to Lake Champlain with his family, Paul Stevens decided to visit a hat shop. What he found inside will change his family’s relationship forever. Paul Stevens, his wife Maria Stevens, and his son, Mark Stevens, thought…

EAST MONTPELIER- On Thursday, November 5th, a half day, Garett Carr, took 10 water bottles that weren’t his from the lost and found. The lost and found has been collecting items all year; it’s full of surprising goodies: boxers, slippers,…

This fall, many of you may have seen Ridley Scott’s hit movie, “The Martian.” Well, the lead actor, Matt Damon, has recently started a campaign to send a high school student to Mars. Sources say he’s been looking for his…

The trained gray squirrel that escaped Zach Gonzalez’ U.S. History class during a reenactment of the battle of Gettysburg last week remains at large somewhere in the U-32 facility, according to the administration. “He used a military-attack-roll to slip out…

A resident of Zachary Gonzalez’s classroom, local fly Adam Sandler, 34 days, passed away on Monday, September 21, 2015. The family does not wish to release the cause of death, but they would like to have everyone know that he…